Bottle of Red

idrils:

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

(via fwizard)

trash-bot:

6qubed:

southernsideofme:

sorry to hear about the car :(

gofundme to get the guy a new car

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tchaikovskaya:

pileofknives:

remiivoxerplemii02:

galacticgateau:

me yesterday, in passing conversation, while my laptop is in another state: “haha you know what’s cool? those ceramic cups that are shaped like crumpled solo cups”

MY FUCKENING LAPTOP TODAY: 

like!!!!!!!!!!!!  I love how advertisements aren’t even PRETENDING anymore that our phones aren’t explicitly listening to us at all times, oh my fucking god. I hate this

This is so scary

This has only happened to me with things I’ve googled or searched for on Amazon TBH

my friends mom is an obgyn and she said the word speculum (not something u hear every day and not something my friend searched for at any point in time) and shortly after that ads for gynecological medical tools started showing up on both her phone and her laptop

(via schnuckeli)

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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